It's a known fact

Bears like to climb trees.

The last thing I want to do

Is discourage cinematic interpretations of eighteenth-century satirical novels.

However.

I do not enjoy Jack Black's crotch right outside my bedroom window.

Truck door

Written by a human.

Bananagrams

A powerful new force in my life.

Sunday morning

Contender

Worst company name ever?

Wanting

This hat.

Don't you love the color of the pompom?