If you don't want to sob in the line at Starbucks

I suggest you leave this VERY AWESOME and VERY SAD book at home.

People will in fact stare at you.

Graham Avenue yard sale

Staples!

Their design hasn't really changed in fifty years and they don't expire. Only a crazy person would buy them new!

I probably would have purchased the entire collection ("Eljit," "Tornado," "Majestic," "Tiger Brand"—awesome!) if my friend hadn't been there to advise me otherwise. (We went to look at bicycling caps instead.)

Ladies

If the train breaks down . . .

I got us covered.

Rooftop party

Yes, there was a band.

But more important:



What was that kitty up to???