Officially

It is sandal season at the rooftop bar.

It's sad

But when I saw these colored bendy straws, in my head I went, "Wheeeeeeeeeee"!

WHEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Good-bye old shoes

Thank you for your service. I was once very excited to own you.

(I'm finally putting them out on the curb.)

What's for lunch?

Upside down chicken dinner!