Yesterday morning

Found:

Yay! This should be interesting.

I also took this book and started reading it on the way to work:

One word review: "Barf."

New thing

Tie string around your wrist.

Pretend it's jewelry!

Found

Smashed-up skateboard.

Miniiiiiiii!

If you don't want to sob in the line at Starbucks

I suggest you leave this VERY AWESOME and VERY SAD book at home.

People will in fact stare at you.

Graham Avenue yard sale

Staples!

Their design hasn't really changed in fifty years and they don't expire. Only a crazy person would buy them new!

I probably would have purchased the entire collection ("Eljit," "Tornado," "Majestic," "Tiger Brand"—awesome!) if my friend hadn't been there to advise me otherwise. (We went to look at bicycling caps instead.)

Ladies

If the train breaks down . . .

I got us covered.

Rooftop party

Yes, there was a band.

But more important:



What was that kitty up to???

Long weekend

Our friends came to visit from Montreal and we went to the beach!

I wore this awesome hat of Greg's:

Purchased in North Carolina from a hospital thrift store.

Deck Plug. And check out the tag:

NO PROBLEM CAP!!!

Double thumbs up, am I right?!

Last night

Barbecue for three:

Eat it off the tray!!

Condiments

The streets of Brooklyn provide.

Found!!

On the street Monday night:



Note:



Solid-wood dresser covered in golden cloth featuring Mt. Fuji!! Too heavy for me to attempt and Greg wasn't having it (exhausted from moving dirt around on Randall's Island), so I didn't investigate further. It really seemed like a nice old thing though.

I decided I didn't need this oil painting:



Due to it is hideous.

I really liked this super-old photograph (who are those guys?) but the glass was broken, so I decided to leave it.

This, on the other hand:



Now lives at my house!

I call it "Windswept."

This guy

Awesome head of wavy bright-gray hair. Don't you want to pet it?

I'd like to know

What the thinking was around this particular decision.

Last page

Of a book published in 1995.

Yes, the networks are indeed the medium of the future.

FOUND IN THE GRASS

On Randall's Island.


Lacrosse ball!





NCAA rules spec, of course.

Wow backpack kitty!

Two roses and another daisy!

"Pleased and proud" are the only words to describe him today.

Purchased!

At the staff sale at work:

The kindliest, most sweet-faced disembodied one-dollar goat head in existence. Right now he is perched on top of my computer monitor, gazing at me with loving kindness.

Just waiting for the moment when I need to MEASURE SOMETHING.



Yes folks—my new friend is also a tape measure.

Now do you understand why staff-sale day is the best day of the entire year??

Tuna melt in a bag

It's what's for lunch.

The saddest thing EVER

That's its FACE!

It's Sunday

Just wear . . . what have you.

Rainy Saturday errands

So much more fun to do them in a pickup truck with Greg!

Buy three pounds of coffee at the coffee store. And why not get two espressos while you're at it?

Hmmm. With Long Boys?

No—

Caramels of course!

Drink it in the car. Best ever.

Wouldn't you want to have this?

Answer: yes!!

Garage hex

Get out your magical talismans.



Arrange them "correctly."

Point the unicorn horn at the object in question.



Yep. Hopefully it will fall down in the night so the landlady's husband can no longer watch TV on it without his shirt on.

Home haircut

At the office?

I decided not to be a crazy person. (The scissors here are so nice and sharp tho!)

Soda water

I know that one symbol means Kosher, but I'd really like to know what else it says.

Anyone?

Dog sticks

Pick-up and drop-off area?

Subway gorilla friend

Hi buddy.

Donut shop

Things you make.