Tofu!

Yum, it has gochujang on it.

Do you like how I posed it next to the plant?

Outside a swanky bar in Chelsea

A poem:

The other side is also interesting.

(The arrow is pointing at the street.)

FOUND ON THE STREET

That is correct, two of them, and just the right size for our stovetop espresso maker!

Greg said, "You saved us a dollar."

I am a good provider.

Art by Greg

Hmmm, have we had something on our minds lately...?

Sorry Santa

Your basket is not wanted.

Like any normal person

In my purse:

Correct: A maxi pad with a plant in it.

My friend gave me the cutting, and that seemed like a good place for it. I carried it around for like two weeks, then I finally planted it!

Some odd things that showed up in the hall at work

This apparently belonged to an Italian.

And Kevin is the best hookup, everyone.

The best thing you have ever seen

THAT'S RIGHT!

I planted something in the Santa boot, and it is awesome.

Genevieve gave me these plants, and this is the perfect spot for them.

Name your hair salon this

I can't think of any reason why not.

Lunch

Beige.



Add some salad!

There you go.

My eye hurt

And I couldn't see right.

I think I figured out why.

Dinner last night

As you can see, I was really hungry for cheese. Eggs were just a convenient vehicle.

Related topic: Why is so hard to get good sharp cheddar cheese in this city? I feel like every Canadian grocery store has its own store-packaged "old fort" cheddar. Here it's all Monterey Jack with pimentos and fake gouda.

FOUND!

In a bag hanging on a fence!

In case you're curious (I was):

"Now They Call It 'Sweatshirt Dressing'"

My life

I am saving this coffee for tomorrow.

New recruits

Welcome!

Lunch

I call it "quinoa and beanoa" (you don't have to though).

Same problem

Different solutions.

It is possible that Goofus and Gallant live in these houses.

Oh man

Someone is going to be PISSED.

Cold lasagna

Better than no lasagna?

Bedside table

My side.

(That's a mini terrarium in the jar, btw.)

The problem with lipstick

Unfortunately, it's gross.

From the mailbag

This arrived on the desk of my colleague Hannah last week.

Thank you for your interest, Werner.

Are you aware that 1992 was ten years ago?

Sunday

We woke up all excited to have a special eggs breakfast, only to discover we had just one egg.

Then we thought--pancakes! But discovered we had no butter.

So steel-cut oats it was, with toppings.

It was goo-oood!

Exquisite corpse

A slight misunderstanding.

Satisfaction

Equals toasting almonds then sticking them in your favorite Bonne Maman jar.

(I was going to title this post "Almond Joy"--I hope you appreciate my restraint.)

Squirrels

Wuz here.

CAUTION

Do not sit on this bench.

It will endanger your butt.

I got a manicure

It's quite avant-garde.