Santa Claus boot

Of course you remember it. (I am keeping random tiny stuffing scraps in it.)

Well, I was on the "internet" a while ago, and I happened to see ANOTHER Santa Claus boot for sale. Yes! A PAIR OF BOOTS, I thought. PERFECT!!! So I purchased it.

But when it arrived . . . I tore open the box in breathless anticipation, to find:

Santa got one big foot and one li'l foot.
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