Will you be my friend?
Hey, where you going?
Come back kitty!
Becky will pet you!
OK, well . . . you are busy today.
I understand.
December 16, 2009
Hewo kitty!
Will you be my friend?
Hey, where you going?
Come back kitty!
Becky will pet you!
OK, well . . . you are busy today.
I understand.
December 15, 2009
GOOD LORD!
They are multiplying!
Where did this towhead come from?
Time to seal the crack under the door.
Where did this towhead come from?
Time to seal the crack under the door.
A good Friday night
Stay at the office until 9:30 getting stuff done. Meet Greg in Brooklyn.
A bottle of wine, a steak, puddin', and coffee.
Home together.
Sleep for ten hours.
Yes.
A bottle of wine, a steak, puddin', and coffee.
Home together.
Sleep for ten hours.
Yes.
Division of property
We used to share, but now we divide em up (apparently someone is a selfish hogg in her sleep).
Greggy gets the red duvet. I get the white blanket, the blue quilt, and the Hudsons Bay blanket.
Despite having more body fat, I seem to require more insulation.
Greggy gets the red duvet. I get the white blanket, the blue quilt, and the Hudsons Bay blanket.
Despite having more body fat, I seem to require more insulation.
December 14, 2009
December 13, 2009
December 11, 2009
Sorry if this is you
On the E train.
I really wanted to see the dog's face!
I took like 50 pictures.
No dice.
I really wanted to see the dog's face!
I took like 50 pictures.
No dice.
Erosion
Remember the mint plant I had on the fire escape at our old apartment?
Well, when we got to the new place I stuck it outside on the air conditioner then neglected it.
It got rained on, blown around by the wind...and look at what has been revealed!
Some little skorl is skwatching his haid. "Now where's that nut at?"
Well, when we got to the new place I stuck it outside on the air conditioner then neglected it.
It got rained on, blown around by the wind...and look at what has been revealed!
Some little skorl is skwatching his haid. "Now where's that nut at?"
December 10, 2009
See these boots?
Something inside the sole is detached on the right foot.
See this hallway?
I walk up and down it, like, 75 times a day.
Step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step . . .
It's driving me up the frickin' wall.
What to do
Write things on little pieces of paper. Then forget why.
Also draw a few pictures.
It's the best way to stay organized. (I find.)
Also draw a few pictures.
It's the best way to stay organized. (I find.)
December 9, 2009
Sherlock Holmes
What do these stories have in common?
"The Red-headed League":
"The Adventure of the Speckled Band":
"The Adventure of the Resident Patient":
Yes, the characters are ejaculating all over the place! I was rarther startled by this when I was twelve.
Now: the movie!
Will there be more or less ejaculating?
Can't wait to find out.
(NOTE TO TITLE DESIGNER: Nice metal type. But, what—you're going to print "Sherlock Holmes" in mirror writing with your giant letterpress? Just wondering.)
"The Red-headed League":
"The Adventure of the Speckled Band":
"The Adventure of the Resident Patient":
Yes, the characters are ejaculating all over the place! I was rarther startled by this when I was twelve.
Now: the movie!
Will there be more or less ejaculating?
Can't wait to find out.
(NOTE TO TITLE DESIGNER: Nice metal type. But, what—you're going to print "Sherlock Holmes" in mirror writing with your giant letterpress? Just wondering.)
IMPORTANT UPDATES!
Cactus mini friends:
Mysterious failure to thrive continues!
Christmas cactus:
Repotted!
In this baby.
Mysterious failure to thrive continues!
Christmas cactus:
Repotted!
In this baby.
Women's One-a-Day
These things are DISGUSTING!
Every morning I choke one down. If I take it on an empty stomach by mistake, I will literally barf.
Yesterday I had to eat chicken stew with dumplings (my lunch) WITH MY FINGERS at the BUS STOP on the way to work to prevent vomiting.
Hello, pharmaceutical companies? Make these smaller! And less narsty!!
I will thank you (and so will riders of the b48 I am pretty damn sure).
Every morning I choke one down. If I take it on an empty stomach by mistake, I will literally barf.
Yesterday I had to eat chicken stew with dumplings (my lunch) WITH MY FINGERS at the BUS STOP on the way to work to prevent vomiting.
Hello, pharmaceutical companies? Make these smaller! And less narsty!!
I will thank you (and so will riders of the b48 I am pretty damn sure).
December 8, 2009
December 7, 2009
Hat for a sister in law
I made this.
Then I thought—Greg's sister lives in a small town in British Columbia. She is not "funky." She will not be going to the tam tams (she has much better taste!).
Frogged it and made this instead.
Only slightly pointy, with ear-warmer band around the bottom. No pom pom.
Much better.
Then I thought—Greg's sister lives in a small town in British Columbia. She is not "funky." She will not be going to the tam tams (she has much better taste!).
Frogged it and made this instead.
Only slightly pointy, with ear-warmer band around the bottom. No pom pom.
Much better.
December 4, 2009
It's that time
Scary illuminated yard friends:
Three blind Santa mice?
These really crack me up.
Merry Christmas!
Three blind Santa mice?
These really crack me up.
Merry Christmas!
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