March 11, 2009

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The devil made me do it

(No, not cut my thumb off—spoil my manicure!)

Thanks for the flowers, Mr. Rockefeller!

Or, rather—thanks for letting us scavenge them after your Annual Corporate Luncheon at MoMA.

They do add cheer to one's humble dwelling.

Assemble-your-own-sandwich night!

I can get creative with eggs.