I'd like to know

What the thinking was around this particular decision.

Home haircut

At the office?

I decided not to be a crazy person. (The scissors here are so nice and sharp tho!)

The good thing about books you find on the street:

They are free.

The bad thing:

Someone might have crossed out every reference to sex with a black marker!!!!!!!!

Is it weird

To buy a child's sweater when you don't have a child?

I saw this hand-made item at Value Village in Montreal and for some reason I had to have it.

And now I do.

Landlady notes

She has taken to signing them "Steve" (even though it is obvs HER handwriting).

Free

Lady torso!

Well used.

A piece of advice

If you want to crochet on the subway.

It is best if you do not leave your yarn on the platform.

:(

eBay

I think these should probably belong to me.

UPDATE! I made an offer of $10, then someone made a counter offer of $20. What to do??

My Latin teacher

I just think he is really, really great.

He has been teaching for fifty years. He wears the same clothes everyday, he gets his hair cut seasonally (head and face), he does not have email, and he has a rotary phone in his office at Sarah Lawrence. And he once referred to a word processor as a "computer machine." And he told us a story about how he went into Radio Shack here in New York the other day and asked for a transistor radio—and the girl working there had no idea what he was talking about.

But he has a true understanding of the classical world—it makes you despair to think of everything he knows that you will never know.

Faith and begorrah!

'Tis almost St. Patrick's Day!

As you can see:

Thanks landlady.

Back in the city

The weirdness begins immediately.

For reals?

"Bobert"?

The last thing I want to do

Is discourage cinematic interpretations of eighteenth-century satirical novels.

However.

I do not enjoy Jack Black's crotch right outside my bedroom window.

Landlady sign

Man, I wish I could do double underlining on this blog.

Trash can

Cheese
Beef round
P. schop
Steakslice
Flour
Water

Yes—why NOT write your grocery list/recipe on the garbage can?

Someone

Has eleven lab coats special-embroidered in gold:













Who could it be?

(Hint: It's not Spartacus.)

He won the Masters?

Dude's wearing his Green Jacket.

You may find this helpful

Then again, you may not.

Landlady new addition

This kitty (?) recently appeared on the landing.





Hello.



He has a backpack.

Landlady

It is definitely a set.