A piece of advice

If you want to crochet on the subway.

It is best if you do not leave your yarn on the platform.

:(

Advice

Bonking your cactus real hard with your forearm . . .



Try not to do that.

Advice

If the wife can't see too good without her contact lenses, don't put the Red Hot on the toopthpaste shelf!!



She will in fact attempt to squeeze it onto her toothbrush.

Advice:

Don't try to crack your joints after you've had a few drinks.



You might just break your own toe.

Thank you.

Tangled up in orange

When they ask you at the yarn store if they can make your skeins into balls . . . SAY YES!



































*sob*