February 28, 2012


Yum, it has gochujang on it.

Do you like how I posed it next to the plant?

Outside a swanky bar in Chelsea

A poem:

The other side is also interesting.

(The arrow is pointing at the street.)


That is correct, two of them, and just the right size for our stovetop espresso maker!

Greg said, "You saved us a dollar."

I am a good provider.

February 23, 2012

Art by Greg

Hmmm, have we had something on our minds lately...?

February 20, 2012

Sorry Santa

Your basket is not wanted.

Like any normal person

In my purse:

Correct: A maxi pad with a plant in it.

My friend gave me the cutting, and that seemed like a good place for it. I carried it around for like two weeks, then I finally planted it!

Some odd things that showed up in the hall at work

This apparently belonged to an Italian.

And Kevin is the best hookup, everyone.

The best thing you have ever seen


I planted something in the Santa boot, and it is awesome.

Genevieve gave me these plants, and this is the perfect spot for them.

Name your hair salon this

I can't think of any reason why not.

February 16, 2012



Add some salad!

There you go.

My eye hurt

And I couldn't see right.

I think I figured out why.

February 9, 2012

Dinner last night

As you can see, I was really hungry for cheese. Eggs were just a convenient vehicle.

Related topic: Why is so hard to get good sharp cheddar cheese in this city? I feel like every Canadian grocery store has its own store-packaged "old fort" cheddar. Here it's all Monterey Jack with pimentos and fake gouda.

February 8, 2012


In a bag hanging on a fence!

In case you're curious (I was):

"Now They Call It 'Sweatshirt Dressing'"

February 7, 2012

My life

I am saving this coffee for tomorrow.

New recruits



I call it "quinoa and beanoa" (you don't have to though).

February 5, 2012

Same problem

Different solutions.

It is possible that Goofus and Gallant live in these houses.

Oh man

Someone is going to be PISSED.