Dear Once Again Nut Butter, Inc.,

I like your organic no-salt peanut butter.



What I don't like is a nasty old raccoon sneaking into my kitchen and making itself a sandwich.



The only scavenger who gets a free sandwich from me is this guy (he's so dapper).

Sweltering

It's 102 degrees outside, and our kitchen air conditioner is in for repairs (thanks landlady).

Yep, we better go for pizza.



Then let's go home and lie on the bed in our underwear.