December 9, 2009

Sherlock Holmes

What do these stories have in common?

"The Red-headed League":

"The Adventure of the Speckled Band":

"The Adventure of the Resident Patient":

Yes, the characters are ejaculating all over the place! I was rarther startled by this when I was twelve.

Now: the movie!

Will there be more or less ejaculating?

Can't wait to find out.

(NOTE TO TITLE DESIGNER: Nice metal type. But, what—you're going to print "Sherlock Holmes" in mirror writing with your giant letterpress? Just wondering.)


Cactus mini friends:

Mysterious failure to thrive continues!

Christmas cactus:


In this baby.

Mysterious parkidge

Open on Christmas.

Women's One-a-Day

These things are DISGUSTING!

Every morning I choke one down. If I take it on an empty stomach by mistake, I will literally barf.

Yesterday I had to eat chicken stew with dumplings (my lunch) WITH MY FINGERS at the BUS STOP on the way to work to prevent vomiting.

Hello, pharmaceutical companies? Make these smaller! And less narsty!!

I will thank you (and so will riders of the b48 I am pretty damn sure).

The Most Important Gift Catalogue in the World


(It involves sheep.)