Sherlock Holmes

What do these stories have in common?

"The Red-headed League":









"The Adventure of the Speckled Band":



"The Adventure of the Resident Patient":



Yes, the characters are ejaculating all over the place! I was rarther startled by this when I was twelve.

Now: the movie!



Will there be more or less ejaculating?

Can't wait to find out.

(NOTE TO TITLE DESIGNER: Nice metal type. But, what—you're going to print "Sherlock Holmes" in mirror writing with your giant letterpress? Just wondering.)

Autumn

It's that time of year.

Rain is falling.



Leaves are piling up.



Squirrels are burying their peanuts.



The castille soap is ejaculating wildly across the bathroom instead of squirting nicely into your hand.



Yep, when the soap gets cold and clogs the pump you know that autumn is here. As Pa Ingalls used to say.