Pregnant wife falls asleep.
 
Skarshing sleeping husband.
 
Hee hee hee.
Thirty-six hours later: water breaks a month early! 
CABIN SCHMABIN! Get that snow offa the car—we're going to the hospital!
Surprise Christmas present:
 
Rose Imelda Jillian Hubert-Lloyd. Four pounds!
I LOVE HER! 
(Recognize that 
hat?)