Comma splice!

This one goes out to Beth, who is studying to be a copyeditor.

Beff, I dare you to post this on the online bulletin board!!!

Living-room wall

Refraction.

Seafarers

A Cubb and two Cubbies went to sea
In a beautiful red/pink boat.
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five pound note.



The Cubb looked up to the stars above,
And sang to a small guitar,
'O lovely Cubbies! O Cubbies my loves,
What beautiful Cubbies you are,
You are!
What beautiful Cubbies you are!'

There's shabby

Then there's disreputable.



I need a new handbag, yes?

Natural confetti

Point your camera down.