Getting dressed

AWWWW yeah.



Found six bucks in my jeans.

Hey little dude

You look worried!





Can't say I blame you.

James Farm

They're the best . . . from the nest!



Yep, you don't want to be hanging around a bunch of chickens without a hat, gloves, and proper footwear. (It also helps if you're drunk.)

Voudou

I found this talisman on our front door this morning.



It's--a garland of fetal skulls!



Disgusting.

New thing

Patches!



It's going to be a baby blanket.

(UPDATE: finished!)

Japanese snacks

I love this place.

Besides the cafe they have a zillion awesome crochet books (the Japanese make the best craft books)!

It's only October

Someone needs to remind these people of that fact.



I nominate myself!

Best. Invention.

Pants that are like tights made out of a sweater.

It's three in one!!

HALLWAY UPDATE

Backpack kitty is gone!

But say hi to this fellow:



(He's bashful.)

Found!

An acorn!!



This is going straight out the kitchen window.

Sunday

I reheated 8-hour-old coffee instead of making a fresh pot because:

a) I'm thrify.

b) I'm lazy.



c) All of the above.

PICKLE DISASTER

Photogenic!



This guy agrees.

Biskwits!

The best thing about making them is:



Leftoavers for breakfast the next day!!

Garage roof

Of landlady.



This is where I am storing my winter nut supply.



(I just chuck them out the kitchen window.)

Canadian Thanksgiving

Combined with sister's birthday!



Heirloom taters = pink!

Found

A dime.

That's ten cents!

Hungry?

Cuz I know where there's a phallic squash.

Plan ahead

Order your turkey now.



So we can send this dude out in the woods to catch one for ya:



(Or maybe he's the turkey?)

What?

"Planeside" is a word now?



Answer: no.

People

Can't you see that these random discarded sidewalk boxes are already full?



You'll have to find somewhere else for your garbage.

The best yard sale purchase ever made!

Pencil pals!!





One dollar for five pals is a good deal.

Watermelons

Personal size! For personal use only.

Yankee apples

You can't make this stuff up.

Wireless mouse

Problem:



It may fall into the trash can.

$1

This awesome book I remember from when I was a kid!







It's about an orphaned Inuit girl who runs away from home and has to live in the wilderness. She runs out of food and tries desperately to befriend a pack of wolves. Pretty good story, and also excellent details of Inuit wilderness survival!

Yay for books that cost a dollar!! Although sadly it fell apart as I read it, a problem with paperbacks from that era. (I bought at at the Center for Fiction bookstore, which I just discovered ... all books $1 to $4. And they have an ebook library!!)

Found

In my bike basket:



Cleosin solution #1 bottle; apply to back.

Thank you Tim. But how did you know about my back "situation"?

UPDATE!

I just noticed the gown I found has a year on the tassel!



People hold on to stuff for a long time.

I mean—102 years?? C'mon.

Your bum

It's what's for dinner.

Hello kitty

Good-bye kitty.

:(

Archaeology

Unearthed:





A fragment of the past.



I estimate that this has been buried since 1988.