Sad

Lunch out of cardboard and plastic.



Except—note my coffee jar (with cozy)!

Gotta remember my lunch from home today.

Tut tut

That Greg.



Looking at his pornography again.

Knock knock knock

Hi ma'am, sorry to bother you.

But, um...you know that dolly you have out front?







Can I have it?

Contender

Best dessert in the entire world ever?



Strawberries, sugar, whipped cream.

Inexplicably attracted to...

...stripes.

Built by Wendy dress. Very nice.
















Steven Alan. I want this one!
















This, I just ordered from J Crew. On sale!












Next: chambray!



So many clothes in the world.

Nassau Avenue kitten

She's exploring.

Store next door:



Sidewalk:



Hmm, storm drain:



The street!



I scooped her up and passed her back through the window to the shopkeeper. Kittens smell so good! (How do they do it?)

Breakfast

Ronnybrook yoghurt, rolled oats, and sour cherry preserves.

That was really good.

Found last night!

Wine crate.



Greg is skeptical, but I like it.

Regardez

Toof marks of a skorl.

New camera case

I had a few drinks on Friday and seem to have lost the old one...

Found in the trash

Unused. Awesome.

Playsuit!!!!

Could this be any cuter?







Seriously.

(Started out as shorts.)

Found this weekend

Christmas Trimmeries!





Woo!

And this amazing spotlight:





Greg fixed a loose connection and now it works perfectly!

Yay!

Cheese Crispies:

The Other Part of Your Cocktail.





For keeping things in.

Greenpoint questions

Dear Planet Tanz: Do you find that adorning your awning with a giant disturbing tumor is good for business?



Just wond'rin'.

Dear Coned: Yes, why erect barriers AROUND a hazard when you can just chuck 'em right on top?



No assembly required!

Official signage of the MTA

I don't even know what to say about this.

More Nassau Avenue!

I patted the HECK out of this little kitty.

Nassau Avenue

Defunct luncheonette:



With bird's nests!





Smart birds.

Jumpsuit

Is it wrong to want one of these?



I can't tell if it'd look good or INSANE.

Hand tools needed

I want to make one of these!

Dear New York State Department of Taxation and Finance

Did you know that W-2 forms have special perforations? And special "coupons" for state taxes? Designed to be removed and attached to the IT-201 form??

Um, so I shouldn't have TO FILL OUT A STUPID SUMMARY OF W-2 STATEMENTS???!!

Keep that in mind next year.

Sincerely,

R. Roberts

Nice

Found in (swiped from?) semi-abandoned house on Dresden Row in Halifax, Nova Scotia, many years ago.





Too bad it's missing some diamonds. Probably still worth a pretty penny though.

Uh, literally.

Keep up the good work, economy

No action across the street in months.

My grandfather made this

Back in the Olden Days, when people used 3 1/2-inch floppies.





I rescued it from the trash at my grandmother's house.

Chinese restaurant

Art.



With thermostat!



Hee hee, they cut a hole in it! (Thanks for bringing this to my attention, Jen.)

Also: Waiter, how is the WE WOULD BE TWO LOVE-BIRDS FLYING WING TO WING ON HIGH tonight?



I'll try it!