See these boots?

Something inside the sole is detached on the right foot.

See this hallway?



I walk up and down it, like, 75 times a day.

Step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step, squeak, step . . .

It's driving me up the frickin' wall.