Yesterday afternoon she sent us a rawther rude email. To which I replied charmingly of course. She replied with another rude one, and steam started coming out of Greg's ears.
I am continuing my campaign of niceness, but it is plaguing both of us emotionally.
HENCE, last night at 11:00, this was happening:


Three kinds of ice cream. Homemade hot fudge and butterscotch sauce. Chopped peanuts.
STRESS-BUSTER SUNDAES!
Works good.
My best landlord tip is this: ply them with baked goods. I try to always have cinnamon rolls or muffins coming out of the oven when they are expected, but I pretend its all accidental, like all I have time to do is bake my little heart out. And them I send them home with a dozen muffins. Works with both men and women. gets 'em every time.
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