Purchased!

At the staff sale at work:

The kindliest, most sweet-faced disembodied one-dollar goat head in existence. Right now he is perched on top of my computer monitor, gazing at me with loving kindness.

Just waiting for the moment when I need to MEASURE SOMETHING.



Yes folks—my new friend is also a tape measure.

Now do you understand why staff-sale day is the best day of the entire year??