Leaving my house

Ugly.

Ugly.

Pretty!

I love spring.

Every morning

As I unlock my bike, I look to see if someone is watching me.

So far I have seen him twice. In two-and-a-half years!!

I haven't stopped looking, though.

Wood chip

Found on the rug while vacuuming.

For some reason, I initially assumed it was a french fry?!

At the Armory Show

I really wanted to take this tube-scarf thing; it seemed to have been abandoned.

Greg said, "Just do what you think is right."

So—no scarf for me. :(

Friday evening by myself

Peaceful.

I made a quesadilla and ate it on the sofa while I looked at my new book.

Now I'm making blog posts!

A bad person

Picked a daffodil in the park and took it home.

She does not regret it.

Free garbage

Including:

 Peacock feathers!

Hmm. Half beautiful, half gross.

Dog surveillance

Someone's gotta do it.

Wanting to come inside please

My brother and his family are feeding this stray cat named Fluffy.

Greg =

Genius.

Tofu!

Yum, it has gochujang on it.

Do you like how I posed it next to the plant?

Outside a swanky bar in Chelsea

A poem:

The other side is also interesting.

(The arrow is pointing at the street.)

FOUND ON THE STREET

That is correct, two of them, and just the right size for our stovetop espresso maker!

Greg said, "You saved us a dollar."

I am a good provider.

Art by Greg

Hmmm, have we had something on our minds lately...?

Sorry Santa

Your basket is not wanted.

Like any normal person

In my purse:

Correct: A maxi pad with a plant in it.

My friend gave me the cutting, and that seemed like a good place for it. I carried it around for like two weeks, then I finally planted it!

Some odd things that showed up in the hall at work

This apparently belonged to an Italian.

And Kevin is the best hookup, everyone.

The best thing you have ever seen

THAT'S RIGHT!

I planted something in the Santa boot, and it is awesome.

Genevieve gave me these plants, and this is the perfect spot for them.

Name your hair salon this

I can't think of any reason why not.

Lunch

Beige.



Add some salad!

There you go.

My eye hurt

And I couldn't see right.

I think I figured out why.

Dinner last night

As you can see, I was really hungry for cheese. Eggs were just a convenient vehicle.

Related topic: Why is so hard to get good sharp cheddar cheese in this city? I feel like every Canadian grocery store has its own store-packaged "old fort" cheddar. Here it's all Monterey Jack with pimentos and fake gouda.

FOUND!

In a bag hanging on a fence!

In case you're curious (I was):

"Now They Call It 'Sweatshirt Dressing'"

My life

I am saving this coffee for tomorrow.

New recruits

Welcome!

Lunch

I call it "quinoa and beanoa" (you don't have to though).