June 18, 2009

Trash pile mystery

Everyone knows that that's the best kind of mystery.

Look—the tenth-floor trash pile, at work (yes, we recycle):



The mystery:



Huh?

WHAT is this for? Someone went to a lot of trouble with this, measuring, then cutting the holes exactly the same size (it seems?), then numbering them, first by twos, then by ones.



And who is this mysterious Edoardo Laudi?

I suspect this has something to do with art conservation . . . but what??!

June 15, 2009

Huh

Welcome to my blog, peoples of the world.



This shows the origins of my last 500 visitors.

Hmm. I see I need to improve my outreach in Eurasia, Africa, and the polar continents.

June 14, 2009

Northern habitat

You may recall our trip south to visit the Sciuridae of Mexico (so called because they are always sciurrying around everywhere).

Today we will meet their cousins in Ontario cottage country.



Note: Small. Cute. White bellies.



Habitat very rich in food.



My correspondent Adrienne tells me the bark on this tree, in the background (above), has been "softened" by years of little claws scampering up and down it.



Hiding loot in tree stump.

In the stump, buried peanuts, shelled and unshelled:



Fascinating!

Thanks Adrienne!!

Found!

Took these from a trash can to stake my tomatoes.



Am I a weirdo?

June 13, 2009

Alice Neel

There are many things to like about her work, but today I was really digging her attention to clothing.

Look at this:









You can tell exactly what those clothes are like.

Air-mail Writing Tablet

Update!

Here are the first four pages:









He's a good artist is Greg.

Ramen



Also good at the beginning of the evening!

Poor

The other day I forgot my wallet and found myself on the way to work with $9 in my pocket. I used $2 to ride to work, and I needed $2 to get back home.

By noon I was starving. After much consideration I went to the store by the subway station to get some nuts and fruit for $1.25.



Yep, Healthy Mix. 280 calories. I ate one nut at a time, so they would last longer.

Change:



I really, really wanted coffee, but my coffee costs $2.06—$1.69 wouldn't get me much more food. I looked on Midtownlunch.com for the cheapest taco cart: I could get a half-decent (one-third decent?) burrito and beans and rice for $3.25—but it was all the way over on Park Avenue (three blocks). I just couldn't bring myself to get up and walk all the way over there.

Finally I asked my colleague if she could lend me $5. She gave me a ten (thanks Emily), and I was rich!



I bought a feast for myself: double espresso and a sandwich and brownie.



Greg and I are poor folks, and we worry about money all the time. But we drink good coffee, we can always buy lunch if we need to, and we don't have to walk three blocks to the cheap place. We're lucky.

More Greg

He got some new drawing paper!



Translucent.



Dotted lines!

Get to work, Greggy!



Very nice.

June 12, 2009

If I were a rich girl

...I would buy one of these for my Greg!















He could keep all his nautical-theme items in it.

*Sigh* But really what we need is one of these.

Maybe I'll find one on the street this weekend.

The wearing of the favorite dress

Five more like this and I'd be set for life.





I'd also be living on the street due to nonpayment of rent.

Maybe Anna Sui would take me in?

Need-to-know basis

Is it wrong to eat dulce de leche out of the jar with a spoon, while watching six episodes of Bleak House in a row?



I think that's a question I don't need to know the answer to.

June 11, 2009

Ebay dot com

I won a dress!!




































Don't worry everyone, I'm not going to get sunglasses like that (or an owl necklace [thanks JG]).

Nice dress tho, right?

Dinner

What to eat when you work late so you have a piece of pizza at 7 and now you're home and it's 10:30 and your neighbors JUST turned off their music so now you can think (sort of):



Apple, plus:



Yoghurt.

Add some oats, and some of this:



Awesome.



Hydration?



Glass of water!

No time for lemon, cuz Greg's got Watership Down all cued up in the living room!!!!!

Movie is traumatizing but the yoghurt is delish.

June 10, 2009

I can't find my favorite scarf.

Yes, this one.



































I am trying not to think about it, because if I do I might start crying.

PLEASE be hiding somewhere in the apartment, Mr. Scarf!

Alice Neel

Looking forward to seeing this at David Zwirner this weekend!



































Nice shirt.

Boobies secret agent #17469





Shhh.

Hinterlands who's who [flute music]

Next door to my work, the American Folk Art Museum.



As I walk by to get my coffee every day, I have been hearing birdies chirping!



Wanna know why?

Enhance!
[Jean-Luc Picard voice]



Yes, there are birds living in the facade!

Feeding babies:



Chirping and checking out the scene:



It's pretty great.

(HWW.)

Handbag insanity!



Halp!

June 9, 2009

Little lunch!

At my desk. (I already ate the avocado quarter and the cheese chunk.)



Arugula season = best season of the year.

Nautical theme

These iron hooks cast in a vintage mold were a birthday gift for Greg:



From me!

But now—what to do with them? They are rawther pointy.

Waaaaahhh!

Lovely vintage shoes.

Patent leather with bows:



Gray with colored toes:



Bought on Etsy, picked up at the post office, opened with excitement, viewed with joy!!

But...

They do not fit my feets!!!

*sob*

Look for them on Ebay...